burritos again, bestiality, upwords.

my dig camera short circuited today. 

 fuck. 

seriously? this shit really happens? 

and last week my 35 lens decided to stop staying attached.

(oh, and the economy is failing and i can't find a job.)

fuck.

man,

fuck it.

ps: more 4th and Gnar

the return of disposed cameras

Let's start by introducing a little Gnar House action, and maybe get to know a little more about this rare breeed "gnar":

shantz and james, and here we see that gnars like smoking (left) and drinking (right)

ah yes, james with the devil hand, booze, smoke, and fake inside|outside door, these gnars are quite tricky

tucker the fucker, ladies and gentlemen- the sexy face

i think this can be written off as a miss-fire...

and here we have the gnars mysterious powers interacting with the film, or perhaps it was their habitat or large wooden stick, or the gun?

uhm, yes, this is not a Gnar.

this however, is both a miss-fire and a gnar. curiouser and curiouser ... is that a poc mark?

enjoying a festivious night in the common room, there appears to have been large amounts of candy involved as well...

hmmm. they look a little crazed do they not? it must be their toxic lifestyle...

And to wrap up what we have learned about "Gnars":
1. They are not teacup yorkies
2. They enjoy candy, smokes, booze, trickery, and large wooden sticks
and
3. One, if not more of them, has a Hairy Bottom

We now interrupt your Regularly Scheduled Program:

For a tribute to the fourth of July, now that July is almost over!
Every one get ready, it's short shorts for Freedom!

let's start by saying this:

guns are american...

kebabs are not. esp if there's tofu involved.

tikes are american.

so are headbands. james can't seem to get away from them.
i think it is hot.

beer is most def. an american pass time.

see? everyone Loves Guns!

this porch really was good times. everything is better if you're on a porch, cause then you can smoke And drink at the same time!

maribeth! damnit. she hid from the camera.

el wanda's sad face.

Awwwwh, beer and friends. i love em both.

Everybody give jimmy some lovin! will looks kinda creeptastic. ...

miss pigtails on the trike

yuuup

who's got jokes? not meee! but someone...

oops, my bad.
best cover up EVer.

me and mari!

talkin...

and drinkin...

this was my 'i'm a dirty southern bandit' attempt

will & his great headband, and the best sign.

uncensored chronicles part deux

second half of first roll:

jamesies cutie face!

for the record will and jeremey demanded that i take each of these pictures of them hugging... but where is the shot i thought i had of Christine? damn alcohol makin me forget shit.

will and jeremey

will and jeremey... again
wills face in this one is nearly frightening!

outside hangfire on the phone

walking to unlock my bike in the alley behind the hang fire; god why did i make that face!?

jaime, jenn, james: i want to say they're posing, but the night was just kind of like that. james thought he was a bunny and jaime was being an american gangsta.

jaime & james, stunned by something

me and james' momma... four fish/two people drinkin tea

my sweetness rockin out.... i love that room & all the surfboards

and to wrap it up, this picture is our first dunk in the ocean after driving for hours to get to st.augustine and the first time i wore my new swimsuit: that top was not meant for actual swimming, it becomes a sail in the waves! james, me, and his sister brie