Are you ready for this?
From Rails in Tears to this image, about Chatsky & Sofya from Woe from Wit.
Go ahead laugh, I just wish I was Russian.

Hello darling, sorry about that.

Sorry about the bony elbows, sorry we

lived here, sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell

and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud.

Especially that, but I should have known.

You see, I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together

to make a creature that will do what I say

or love me back.